“Ran 5 miles today only so my thighs will be ready when my @chubbies arrive. #SkysOutThighsOut”
—@clayhelton
April 2012
23 posts
“I want to be thighs out so bad, I cut all my shorts to make them shorter, bout time I throw those away and get some @chubbies”
—@aburrell7
“@RickieFowlerPGA Since you have by far the best PGA wardrobe, AMP it up a bit with some @chubbies during a practice round. #WontSeeItComing”
—@bigmouthlouu
“Beyond the awesome that is every pair of @chubbies shorts, the folks behind the scenes are amazing. Best customer service experience ever!”
—@RockABowtie
“Had a nightmare that I was wearing really baggy cargo shorts. Woke up in a cold sweat. Thank goodness for @chubbies”
—@e_ad_
“Just ordered 3 pairs of @chubbies… Every weekend is now a long weekend #rage”
—mguercio9
“In the past 30 minutes i’ve convinced 3 people to buy a pair of @chubbies … I think i’ve found my calling. @mtaddd”
—@blbolton11
Chubbies In The Wild: The Carolina Cup
Our brothers and sisters in the southeastern quadrant of #ChubsterNation can attest to this, but the Carolina cup is one of the best days of the year. Hands down.
But first, a little background from the official web site:
The Carolina Cup race-meeting is a time honored South Carolina tradition that has achieved premier social event status. The annual ‘rites of spring’ draws over 65,000 fans from throughout the southeast, to enjoy the thrilling sport of steeplechase horse racing amid a flurry of spring fashions and elaborate tailgate parties.
From the photos below, it’s clear to see that those in Chubbies we’re clearly having the best time.
We’ve got full focus goin’ on in the photo below. Not sure if you know this, but The Derby and Three Commas donned on these gents actually amplify focus 2-3.5x (studies are still being performed, but data so far indicates we’re closer to 3.5x).
Right here, gander at some Def Leps and Hunters powering some V12 lungage. Those red cups aren’t filled with Regular fuel, ladies and gentlemen, that’s Ultra Premium petroleum.
And, in concluding the day, we’ve got a ‘family’ photog of sorts, where the neon Chubbies stand apart, not-to-be-shrowded by any flag.
In conclusion, we Chubsters out here in CA wish we could have been there, are for sure making a trip out next year and you should too.
#ChubsterNation #SOTO #SkysOutThighsOut #ThighwayToTheDangerZone #boomshakalaka #dontbealoser
“Hey gents, have you ordered your @chubbies yet? If not, get on it! #SkysOutThighsOut”
—@TotalBelleLife
“ordered my first pair of @chubbies today. I have never felt more proud to be an American.”
—@ItsZachSkelton
“@chubbies on presale today. time to acquire my entire summer wardrobe #SOTO”
—@thesloth13
“Just ordered my first set of @chubbies. I may never be able to wear actual pants ever again.”
—@brianyabs
“boys: if you know what’s good for you, you should all get @chubbies shorts. #obsessed”
—@taylordavidman
The #ChubsterNation is Literally Filled With Literary Geniuses
Enjoy the below:
Gentlemen, These are the thighs of a Chubbies fanatic. How can thighs type? Because Chubbies taught us to…but Im sure you already knew that Chubbies are literate. We are craving the [name of unreleased short that’s super secret] Chubbies in a medium size so that we can waltz all over sunny San Diego’s face in those bad boys. We were hoping you could also send some arm floaties with the Chubbies because god knows there is a serious risk of drowning in women with those shorts on.
Death to pants.
- Brian H
Here’s to the #ChubsterNation
BOOMSHAKALAKA
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“@chubbies: #ChicksDigChubbies fb.me/w7byTBDx”
…. It’s true.
“Just put on my first pair of @chubbies and they be the best thing since sliced bread. Seriously comfortable and stylish.@BeauxTithes”
—@BeauxTithes
“Cant wait to buy the beau a pair of @chubbies! Waiting on that pre-sale!!”
—@SrattyStyle
“Tomorrow is payday, you know what that means….time for some @chubbies #boomslam! #SkiesOutThighsOut #bringontheLadies”
—@SCarmical_JD
“I’m on the Thighway to the Danger Zone with @chubbies ….getting stoked for the presale”
—@jacobchlee
